Ever stalked your ex or your next? There’s nothing to be ashamed of if stalking purges your emotional rut and you don’t hide under the bush with a magnifying glass to read footprints of your culprit. Stalking is an art and not everyone can pull off like a pro. So put on your detective hat and connect all the dots before the CID reaches the crime scene.
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We’re putting it out and letting you in on a secret, there’s a little stalker in all of us banging on the closet to come out. Give yourself a high-five if you think you can relate:
1.You know a person’s past better than their family
2.You’re a pro at social media, be it FB, Twitter or Insta
3.You can predict who’s going to have a breakup and who’s dating who
4.You know how many times a person has put the same picture
5.You can write a whole essay on a person just by looking at their profile
6.You know who wore what and how many times
7.When you meet someone for the first time and can’t get to stalking fast enough
8.When you spend hours stalking your crush because you’re too shy to ask
9.When your friends ask you to stalk for them, you switch on to your Sherlock Holmes mode
10.When you know about a social event, 1000 miles away, without being invited
If stalking was a profession, so many people would get jobs. Put on your best expressions and glow bask in your talents.
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