Ever stalked your ex or your next? There’s nothing to be ashamed of if stalking purges your emotional rut and you don’t hide under the bush with a magnifying glass to read footprints of your culprit. Stalking is an art and not everyone can pull off like a pro. So put on your detective hat and connect all the dots before the CID reaches the crime scene.


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We’re putting it out and letting you in on a secret, there’s a little stalker in all of us banging on the closet to come out. Give yourself a high-five if you think you can relate:

1.You know a person’s past better than their family

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2.You’re a pro at social media, be it FB, Twitter or Insta

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3.You can predict who’s going to have a breakup and who’s dating who

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4.You know how many times a person has put the same picture

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5.You can write a whole essay on a person just by looking at their profile

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6.You know who wore what and how many times

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7.When you meet someone for the first time and can’t get to stalking fast enough

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8.When you spend hours stalking your crush because you’re too shy to ask

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9.When your friends ask you to stalk for them, you switch on to your Sherlock Holmes mode

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10.When you know about a social event, 1000 miles away, without being invited

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If stalking was a profession, so many people would get jobs. Put on your best expressions and glow bask in your talents.

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